Features classic "Metal Up Your Ass" artwork

• 100% Organic cotton
• Not pre-shrunk, please read wash instructions below

We've improved our shirts! We know, after 40 years why bother? But we are now bringing you softer, lighter, more form-fitting shirts that will feel like a sweet (Last) Caress. We're done with the cardboard tees, so please be patient with the updates and know that change can be a good thing. Happy shopping!

NOTE: Size charts are for general reference. The fit may vary depending on construction, materials and manufacturer. Sizing may also vary between and within brands.

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Size Chart

We recommend sizing up as shirts tend to run small.

Size	Chest Width
Small	17-18 in. / 43.18-45.72 cm
Medium	19-20 in. / 48.26-50.80 cm
Large	21-22 in. / 53.34-55.88 cm
XL	23-24 in. / 58.42-60.96 cm
2XL	25-26 in. / 63.50-66.04 cm
3XL	27-28 in. / 68.58-71.12 cm
4XL	29-30 in. / 73.66-76.20 cm