wine-searcher: Dream No More: Metallica Whiskey Lives On

If you listen to Metallica, now you can have whiskey that also listened to Metallica. In fact, whiskey that couldn't escape Metallica, even if it wanted to.

This sounds like something the US government would do to people in Guantanamo. To make Blackened whiskey, each barrel is strapped with a patent-pending sonic device that plays the same eight Metallica songs, over and over and over, for as long as it takes the whiskey to mature. "You about done there, whiskey?"

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